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The New Paul by Elder Emeka Obiandu
| Posted on 3 April, 2016 at 15:20 |
POEM OF THE WEEK
BY
EMEKA OBIANDU
The New Paul
When he has had much spirits to drink
A drink of water keeps him from the brink.
Holding on to the bottle of water for show
Passers-by know that water is a scarecrow.
How could something so harmless
Do such damage as to make Paul legless?
His slurring leaves no one in doubt
That Paul’s morning light is all but out.
Paul, bless him, he deserves heaven, if it be
That entry therein was down to none but me.
Because he lived as in hell while on earth
I would most gladly flip the coin at his death.
Though for Paul all hope seemed lost
Heaven has a place for even the worst.
While no one was looking, as a duty
Someone was filling the life that was empty
Praying and ministering to his daily need
Not minding even if Paul paid no heed.
For Paul, the letter to the Colossians
Was the same as that to the Ephesians.
One thing Paul desired to find out
Even when he was quite spaced out
How it was that the Paul who wrote
Was the same vile Saul who smote?
I don’t know which letter did the trick
But the process was far from quick.
When finally Paul gave up the booze
The noose around his neck came loose.
Now in the hostel for the homeless
The new Paul left many speechless.
Though the off license lost business
We thank God for His faithfulness.
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